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and a wink so big it practically jumps off the shirt
brutal honesty
rebellious twist
⚠️ Warning: May repel energy vampires
There Are Two Types of People… Avoid Them Both ugly sweater party shirt and a wink so bigWhy choose sides when you can just opt out entirely? This shirt is your official uniform for avoiding awkward small talk, unsolicited opinions, and all forms of social interaction. Sarcastically honest and proudly antisocialjust like your group chats. Designed for introverts, skeptics, and people whod rather be left the hell alone.